Dave Zeiger's new film
"Funny Old Guys" On HBO2 August 19

Review
Over Tuna and Toast,
They Discuss Final Chapters

From Los Angeles Times, 9/11/02 By Paul Brownfield The lunch lasted an hour or two and featured a shouting match between Fred Freiberger and Dr. Norman Lavet. This being a regular Tuesday lunch of aging Jewish men, the argument started with Israel but ended up on Iraq, with Freiberger and Lavet exchanging heated words. The other men at the table watched, as used to this as to the tuna fish. A TV in the far corner was broadcasting the horse racing from Del Mar. Finally, Leon Roth, a former professor at the USC film school, spoke.

"For whatever it's worth," he said, for the benefit of a reporter who had joined the men today, "there were a couple of guys here who were very funny."

They are former motion picture and television writers--men, for the most part, who are out of the game, but not before they contributed mightily to the pantheon of televised entertainment. They made good money if not silly money. They wrote for "All in the Family," "The Flying Nun," "Chico and the Man." They wrote movies including "If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium."

It is a not uncommon milieu in Los Angeles, these informal gatherings of older writers in delis and cafes; this one happens every Tuesday at the Mulholland Tennis Club, up in the hills, the San Fernando Valley in the distance.

In 1998, David Zeiger wanted to film the men. The result, the documentary "Funny Old Guys," is 40 minutes long and will screen for the next seven days at Laemmle's Monica 4-Plex in Santa Monica, as part of the Doctober Fest, a documentary film festival.

"Funny Old Guys" starts out as you might expect, given that Zeiger began with the intention of capturing the banter among seven or eight writers whose careers encompass everything from the Hollywood blacklist to "The Love Boat."

Unexpectedly, one of them, Frank Tarloff, a blacklisted screenwriter who left the country for 12 years and went on to win an Academy Award for the 1964 film "Father Goose," as well as write for "The Danny Thomas Show" and "The Dick Van Dyke Show," discovers his cancer has recurred. Suddenly, Tarloff faces mortality, and the lunches take on a new tone.

So, too, does the film, as Tarloff gamely allows Zeiger to document his dying process.

In an interview recently at the Mulholland club, as Zeiger and The Times waited for the funny old guys to show up for lunch, the filmmaker talked not only about Tarloff's mortality but the health issues that continue to catch up to the group. Mike Morris, whose resume reads like the entire programming schedule for Nick at Nite ("All in the Family," "McHale's Navy," "The Smothers Brothers Show"), has Alzheimer's. "We literally caught the last phase of his lucidity," Zeiger said.

Zeiger's father, Irv, was one of the founders of the tennis club in the late '60s. David Zeiger worked on "Funny Old Guys" as he was shooting and editing "Senior Year," a 13-part documentary following 15 seniors at Fairfax High School that aired on PBS earlier this year. "Senior Year" was an ambitious, all-consuming work, Zeiger said, and so "Funny Old Guys" became a kind of escape. He shot much of it with a hand-held camera, a microphone set up on a stand and hanging over the table. Zeiger futzed with the mike as he ate his lunch.

On this particular Tuesday, the lunch group included David Shaw ("The Defenders," "Playhouse 90," "Quincy"), Bernie Kahn ("Get Smart," "Love American Style"), Lavet, Freiberger (everything from "Bonanza" to "Starsky & Hutch") and Roth. Bernie West was supposed to be here but was with his wife, who had taken ill.

The food came--scoops of tuna over greens, eggs and toast, a turkey burger. Kahn, one of the group's younger members, said he had just seen the new movie "Full Frontal." "Just an awful movie," he said. "I was in pain watching this movie."

"How were the locations?" Lavet asked.

"The locations?" Kahn said. "What do you mean?"

"My son was the location manager."

What about "Road to Perdition"? The table was unimpressed.

"Hanks, who I love, I think just walked through that part," Freiberger said. "Now you're pulling for murderers. At least in 'The Godfather,' which was a dangerous picture which I loved, you're rooting for the crooks against the cops. But a wonderful picture! This was just nothing."

One of the more moving parts of "Funny Old Guys" is the decision to stage Tarloff's memorial service before he dies, so that he too can attend. A sign goes up at the Mulholland Tennis Club. Over lunch, however, Tarloff didn't come up much. He was gone, and the guys were pressing on, talking into the teeth of another hot day.

Shaw said: "Last week, I got two checks from the Writers Guild, in separate envelopes." One check was for $334. The other for $335. The statements were almost identical.

The guild guy told him to keep the one for $335.

Synopsis

Frank Tarloff was a man for whom there were "no more victories." At 83, he could no longer work in the industry that he and his friends had helped create, but now had no use for them -- television. Every Tuesday, they would meet for lunch to remember the past, lament the state of TV and film today, compare their medical conditions, and just enjoy each other's company.

There are several of these groups in L.A. -- old guys (they are almost always guys) in their 70s, 80s, 90s who were the work horses of the creation of Television. Frank's was typical; Bernie West -- a comedian, writer and producer who was a principal writer for All in the Family and created The Jeffersons and Three's Company; Freddie Frieberger -- one of the original creators of Star Trek and writer for several top dramas of the 50s; Mike Morris -- who wrote over 200 scripts for comedy shows from The Flying Nun to Maude; David Shaw -- writer of many classic 50s dramas; and Bernie Kahn -- a veteran of the Movies of the Week of the 70s and 80s.

Frank had had his share of victories. Surviving the blacklist with the help of his friends who fronted his work, he won an Oscar in 1962 for his screenplay for the film Father Goose; and then wrote what has become a classic of 60s kitsch, Guide for the Married Man. But for 20 years, that had all been a bitter-sweet memory, as he and his friends found themselves outside the industry they loved -- and he was deeply depressed over it.

But at 83, there was one more victory to be had -- and it was one Frank had never expected in his wildest dreams. A pretty healthy guy, he suddenly found himself on death's door when the cancer he thought was arrested came roaring back. Facing the end, an event he had in the past deeply feared, Frank literally had a death-bed epiphany. He could be his friends' guide into the oblivion they would all be facing soon. He could overcome death by facing it head-on and helping those he loved do the same.

For a brief time, Frank literally came back from the dead with this mission in mind. The depression was gone, and he thoroughly enjoyed what would be his final ride. Funny Old Guys is not only his story, but the story of all of us and the new, unexpected challenges and adventures life can throw at us any time, no matter what our age.

Funny Old Guys will premiere on U.S. television as part of the Cinemax Reel Life series on Cinemax in the Fall of 2003.

SEE: August 19, Tuesday, on HBO2 FUNNY OLD GUYS

A film by David Zeiger (creator of Senior Year, and A Night of Ferocious Joy - the ArtSpeaks anti-war concert film)

"How will you spend your last days? Every Tuesday, an elderly group of former TV writers and producers gets together for lunch. They talk, laugh, and argue about anything and everything-from the early days of TV to the state of their prostates. But when one -- Academy Award winning blacklisted writer Frank Tarloff -- discovers he is dying, he takes his friends on a journey they never expected. At 83, Frank has one more victory to win -- and the last laugh will be his."

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